it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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