I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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