i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
