Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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