One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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