So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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