it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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