Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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