Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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