Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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