It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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