CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
