you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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