if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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