He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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