used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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