During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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