Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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