ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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