i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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