Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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