Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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