All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Cover your peen. We're going out.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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