i was born a porn star she said
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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