Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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