Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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