Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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