Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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