I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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