If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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