I cockslap morals
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Randomize
