kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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