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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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