sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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