those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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