We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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