For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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