We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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