My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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