Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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