For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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