My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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