Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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