Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I forgot wine drunk hurts
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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