You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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