Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
