Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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