I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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