We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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