shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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